i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
If my mother had any idea how to work a smartphone and/or had one, I’d totally do this to her.
(Source: rnilkbreath, via tryagain--failbetter)
HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR OF BONES? GET THEM ENGAGED AND THEN FUCK IT UP LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU PELANT. I HATE YOU AND I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE FUCKING KILLED.
Bones is an absolute fucking badass for stabbing that guy in the neck with the virus he created.
“There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don’t work.”
-Anais Nin, Henry & June
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
(Source: tobagogray, via affection-wh0re)
"You love someone, you open yourself up to suffering – that’s the sad truth. Maybe they’ll break your heart, or maybe you’ll break their hart and never be able to look at yourself in the same way. Those are the risks. The thought of losing so much control over personal happiness is unbearable. That’s the burden. Like wings, they have weight. We feel that weight on our backs but they are a burden that lifts us. A burden that allows us to fly."
— Bones (via ju27)